Thursday, April 17, 2008

PERSUASIVE LETTER!

If you are one of those weird people who just doesn't seem to fit in because they are not just quite to that perfect pimp status... come join us! All of my undeveloped pimps are welcoming you to be a part of something fun and kinda gangsta. You will have an initiation ceremony where you must be ble to sleep through ANY class of a freshman schedule and it will be selected from a random students schedule at Grayson High School. This may seem easy but wait til you have some of the teachers speeches that they spend about 5 minutes on and tell life stories for 5 hours! Dude you don't even know how hard it is to go to sleep when you really want to know more about them new french verbs that you know will be tough to conjugate or those very interesting subjects in english classes. Those are the funniest things and its hard to go to sleep while watching this poor old lady teach about verbs and the ABC's. This life in CODY LAND is not one of the pittyful but of the brave and fearless. If you think you are ready for this unbelieveable journey to becoming a pimp in todays age then get ready, get set and COME sign up for pimp training lessons here at CODY LAND!!!

Sincerely,
SIR CODY!!!

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