Friday, April 18, 2008

MY ANIMAL...





The animal I have chosen to represent my utopia is the jellyfish. I have chosen the jellyfish because it is a free while also fierce organism that should be feared. The jellyfish represents my utopia well because it is a beautiful creature that is a protective animal over its territory and its own kind too. The people in CODY LAND are all very protective of their land and are only open to people who are ready and available to becoming and devoting their life to the land and becoming a pimp one of these days. The jellyfish is a wonderful example and it shows the responsibility of my land.

Thursday, April 17, 2008

PERSUASIVE LETTER!

If you are one of those weird people who just doesn't seem to fit in because they are not just quite to that perfect pimp status... come join us! All of my undeveloped pimps are welcoming you to be a part of something fun and kinda gangsta. You will have an initiation ceremony where you must be ble to sleep through ANY class of a freshman schedule and it will be selected from a random students schedule at Grayson High School. This may seem easy but wait til you have some of the teachers speeches that they spend about 5 minutes on and tell life stories for 5 hours! Dude you don't even know how hard it is to go to sleep when you really want to know more about them new french verbs that you know will be tough to conjugate or those very interesting subjects in english classes. Those are the funniest things and its hard to go to sleep while watching this poor old lady teach about verbs and the ABC's. This life in CODY LAND is not one of the pittyful but of the brave and fearless. If you think you are ready for this unbelieveable journey to becoming a pimp in todays age then get ready, get set and COME sign up for pimp training lessons here at CODY LAND!!!

Sincerely,
SIR CODY!!!

FUN, FASTER, FUTURE!!!


All new cures,
advanced procedures,
completley new medicine,
No more sickness.

All new engines,
better gas mileage,
much more muscle,
added in-car plumbing,
extreme good times.

Much smaller designs,
animals using technology,
faster working computers,
fun, faster, future ahead.

RULES FOR LIVING...

The rules for living in sweet CODY LAND are:
1. Obey SIR CODY!!!
2. Have fun.
3. Sleep alot.
4. Gourge on any eatable source.
5. Tell jokes.
6. Let there be NO school.
7. No teachers!
8.Earn money for amount of fun.
9.Drive everywhere fast and crazy.
1o.Bug all the old people but let them win. Haha.

A DAY IN THE DREAM...

4:oo pm - 6:oo am: keep a closed eye lookout for bed bugs!
6:00.o1 am - 6:oo.05 am: throw alarm clock across room and yell!
6:oo.o5 am - 7:oo am: try and copnvince self to wake-up.
7:oo.o1 am - 12:oo pm: be lazy and act like doing chores.
12:oo.o1 pm - 3:oo pm: come up with new ways to adore SIR CODY!!!
3:oo.o1 pm - 4:oo pm: eat as much as possible and stand ready for closed eye bug bed watch!

Monday, April 14, 2008

A DAY IN THE LAND OF CODY IS LIKE SWEET SOUTHERN COOKIN'

I chose this as my slogan because in the Land of Cody everyone has fun. We all will have fun and eat all the time. I used the harley davidson label because it brought to me what felt as a tough feeling and sense of something someone would desire in their dream life.

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

DECLARATION OF C0DY!!!

The declaration of Cody Land clearly states that the people will only be payed about 2 million dollars a year. Mr. Cody himself would like to express his greatest concern to the poor people of his land. He desperatly needed that extra taco or the newpair of shoes. The people in the land of Cody are only to eat, sleep, and repeat for the rest of their very poor and pittyful life. The fair and almighty hotties of the land are solemly allowed to serve King Cody as they wish.
The children of King Cody will be allowed to roam as they wish and serve a career as the noblest people of the land without doing anything. If ever the people of Cody die they will be never allowed into the city again. The most amount of schooling the people of Cody land will be allowed to serve is about 3 months at the very most and will be payed about an extra half a penny every month. Inside the land of Cody the homes will be roughly only about 3 acres wide around and have only the best designer work done on the homes to make them look good. Every home must have a huge 4ox40 foot picture in the home of their master, King Cody himself.